女生自我介绍幽默大气范文（最新20篇）

大家好!我叫陈宝成,哼哼(咳嗽两声)有点紧张，大家能不能掌声鼓力一下(掌声一片，达到活悦气氛的效果，加深对你的印象)，谢谢大家!我叫*&^*(&^!(嘻嘻)(其他要讲的内容自已去加)

这是搞笑版的，如今想让别人眼前一亮也无非就是要搞笑!更何况介绍的人可能不止你一个，大家听了前面的都听得想打磕睡了,突然来点笑话,会让别人打足精神来听完你之后的发言词!!祝你成功!!

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Oh!Glad to meet you 。我姓张名学习，你想和我交个朋友吗?别急，我先介绍一下自己吧。

我的年龄吗，从出生到现在已经度过了十二个“六一”儿童节了。至于个子，哎，你别看我的个子不太高，可是我的体重可不轻，我现在是……呀，对了，体重要保密，不然我说出来，你一定会笑掉大牙的，那我以后可怎么出去见熟人呀!别看我胖，可我的五官长得异常端正。看，一张国字脸，双眼皮下两只黑葡萄般的大眼睛里装满了调皮，眼睛下面笔挺的鼻子像雕塑的，嘴巴不大也不小，且能说会道，因此老爸总说我长大能当小品演员。说到我的五官，大家还送我一个雅号——“五官正”，你先别笑，说实话，我现在可不想和中共中心的纪委书记吴官正比个高低，我这个小毛孩能有什么水平呀。不过，等我长大了……这个是后话，今天先不谈了吧。

说到性格，我可是一个顶活泼的小男孩，但正因为这个“活泼”，也给我引出了一连串的“故事”。有一次，老师在讲第32课《观潮》一文时，我忽然想起暑假跟老爸去海宁市看潮的情景，于是我这张嘴就守不住了，待老师转身在黑板写字时，我马上把头射向同桌，刚刚张开嘴巴，没想到老师会忽然转身，我的结局你可想而知了。就为这上课说话，我不知挨过老师的多少批评。可是，你也不要小瞧我，假如你再听听我的优点，就会眉开眼笑了。看，上课积极举手发言的有我，作业每次都很优秀的有我，每次大型考试名列前茅的有我，每学期学校表扬的“优秀学生干部”有我……怎么样，我的优点可比缺点多吧。

要说我的爱好，“书虫”可是我的又一雅号。你瞧，早晨睁开眼必读书，吃饭时间也读书，每晚睡觉前常抱书入睡，对于我来说，有时看书比吃饭都重要。而且我的床上除了书还是书，老妈曾调侃我生活在书的“围城”里，说我是“伟人毛泽东”的忠实模拟者。唉，说得我心里美滋滋的，谁叫我一时也离不开让我快乐让我忧虑让我充实让我进步的好朋友——书呢。另外，我也非常喜欢书法和画画，不信，你可以到我家看看，墙壁上，屋门上都有我的五颜六色、多姿多彩的“大作”，保证让你大饱眼福。

这就是我，一个你还感爱好的小男孩吧，怎么样?你想和我交朋友吗?我做梦都想“朋友满天下”呢?

大家好，秋天来了，我也来了.我叫.很高兴能站在这里跟大家做个自我介绍.我很喜欢笑，妈说我出生的时候是笑着生出来的.为这事中科院的找我好几回，非要给我做个全面检查.我没同意，我说除非你们的人当中有谁比我的眼睫毛张得好看，嘿嘿，大家注意到没有.我的眼睫毛很好看哦，不信?LOOK!如果现在你看不清楚，没有关系，下课了找我啊，我很愿意交朋友，因为我十分开朗，交到我这个朋友，免费让你看个够，赶快行动吧!谢谢

哥们吧。

我告诉你个特创意的回答。就怕你心理素质差点而达不到效果。 等你介绍的时候，

你站起来，板住面孔，低沉而清楚的发音：

姓名，叶,跟爸爸姓 yehan，性别，男，年龄，，**人氏。„„

我曾经用过这招。很能让别人记住你。但注意，说话要有停顿。就像介绍个国家领导人那样庄重。

在你说：性别，男 的时候，别人肯定会笑。但你一定要有足够的心理承受力，不要笑。继续深沉地介绍。

保证介绍完，别人会记住你。

我来拿分的。看家本领就这些了。如果你觉得可以，麻烦给我加个分吧。谢谢了。

本人外表平平，在此就不细说了，大街上随便抓个人都会有和我的相识之处。性格还好，中庸是我的理想，但迫于社会现实所逼，经常做出一些左倾和右倾的事情，于是乎导致我现在没多大成就，除了找到几个我十分玩命的朋友，我感觉自己还是相当孤独的。不过只有高处的人才会感到孤独，与我自身的空虚寂寞——也就是年轻人特有的茫然无关。

我深刻感受到自己的善良，于是我坚定好人有好报，因为我无意中的善行为我赢来了许多朋友，感觉是上天的馈赠，但偶然我也觉得自己很无情，尤其是见到四肢健全、身强力壮的乞丐，我都极力装没看到。

作为一男生，我又非常要脸皮，非常要面子，而且有点过火了，可能我的脸皮特别厚，所以也特别要面子，不能让我的脸皮受一点损害。

呵呵!差不多了，这个人很简单，又不是大人物，没太多讲的。

大家好，秋天来了，我也来了。我叫某某。很高兴能站在这里跟大家做个自我介绍。我很喜欢笑，妈说我出生的时候是笑着生出来的。

为这事中科院的找我好几回，非要给我做个全面检查。我没同意，我说除非你们的人当中有谁比我的眼睫毛张得好看，嘿嘿，大家注意到没有。

我的眼睫毛很好看哦，不信?LOOK!如果现在你看不清楚，没有关系，下课了找我啊，我很愿意交朋友，因为我十分开朗，交到我这个朋友，免费让你看个够，赶快行动吧!谢谢!

教师求职简历自我评价【简洁大气】

简历中不可或缺的除了自我介绍之外还有自我评价，应聘教师职位的你准备好自己的自我评价了吗?所以，做好自我评价十分重要。下面是小编搜集整理的教师求职简历自我评价，欢迎阅读。

教师求职简历自我评价

我非常热爱自己的专业，多年的专业学习和课外实践积累让我具备了较好的交际能力，协调能力和教授能力。

本人有良好的道德素养，并有坚定的政治方向，积极拥护党组织的领导。大一的时候我向党组织递交了入党申请书，并在各方面严格要求自己，以党员的标准严格要求自己，在XX年1月10日成为了一名正式党员。

教师求职简历自我评价

本人刻苦学习，专业知识扎实。在三年的综合测评中，我居于年级的前列，并多次获得校级奖学金。此外，我还注重教师技能的培养，积极参加各种教学实践活动。

在大一和大二的暑假我先后参加了2次社会实践服务活动，在大三期间，我参加了xx市开发区第一中学的教学实践活动，在大四第一学期，我到师范学院附属中学见习了十周;此外，在大学四年里，我还利用课余时间兼职了家教。通过实践，我不但对中小学教材和中小学生心理特征有了一定了解，而且从中学到了不少教师技能，如怎样掌控课堂，如何合理安排一节课的内容等。

另外，多年的干部经历让我练就了良好的工作能力。在大学四年里，我曾担任了一年的副班长，2年的舍长，1年的英语教师技能协会副会长，1年的新生助理班主任和1年的学生党支部副书记。因工作突出，曾被评为“优秀学生干部”和“优秀舍长”。

经过四年的学习与实践，我相信自己能够胜任英语教师这个岗位。

教师求职简历自我评价

诚信务实，踏实肯干，不张扬。活泼的我保留着一颗童心，我爱教师这个神圣的职业，爱那三尺讲台，更爱那些可爱的孩子。我相信自己会为学生的健康成长而努力工作，用爱心去浇灌，用真情去感化，用智慧去启迪，用人格去熏陶，用理想去塑造这一个个充满希望与梦想的生命，做一名幸福的老师，让我的学生在我的课堂上如沐春风而不是如做针毡。

教师求职简历自我评价

个性开朗活泼，适应能力强，工作踏实认真，勤奋努力，有高度的责任感和团队合作精神。希望能将自身所散发的火热生命力及快感，感染到别人，能够妥善处理人际关系，团结同学同事。外向、健谈、喜欢新的经验与尝试。乐观，在任何时候都不会放弃希望和自己的理想，愿意为理想付出辛苦和努力。

教师求职简历自我评价

诚大方，积极上进，对工作认真负责。

笃学务实，热情大方，对生活崇尚追求。

富有高度的团队意识，适应能力强，善于沟通，能快速融入社会，运用于工作实践中。

教师求职简历自我评价

1.为人谦和友善，做事态度认真，有强烈的教师责任感和良好的团队精神。

2.顺利完成专业课程学习，熟练掌握专业理论知识和实验技能，善于学习新知识和适应新环境。

3.在校担任学校社团职务，培养了良好的人际交往技巧与组织能力。

4.曾做过初中生的兼职家教，教授专业初中英语知识，并得到了监护人对个人英语能力的肯定。

5.兴趣广泛，喜爱英语口语、音乐、影视以及文学创作。

6.英语口语流利，具有良好的英语阅读、写作能力;普通话标准。

教师求职简历自我评价

本人积极乐观，能够吃苦耐劳，关心爱护学生，喜欢和学生在一起生活学习，同时我也相信我能够让同学们认可我，而且实践已经证实了这一点。在担任学院职业发展协会发展部部长期间，对待工作认真负责，与同事关系和睦融洽。尽管我还缺乏一定的经验，但我有活力，有激情，我会用时间和汗水去弥补，在实战中不断提升自己。

各位同仁好!小女初长成，学得深闺中;课业语文马马虎虎，绝对数学一塌懵懂;承蒙大家关爱有佳，得以在此一展风姿，真是兴会兴会。

若您有兴与我畅谈大千宇宙世界，请不要摇头害臊，虽然放马来吧!

聊天软件，圆了万千网友们“无数次密切接触”的美梦。而每一个QQ号码前面，都隐藏着一位极具特性的男女。他们或许是聊天高手，或许是初出茅庐的“菜鸟”，但相同的是，他们的QQ材料引见，一样的极具特性与幽默天分。不信?那就看看下面的网友qq特性自我引见吧：

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先付款，后聊天，款到即聊。看待非专业人士，偶不承当自动交谈义务。网络虚伪，若受伤、上当，偶不承当任何责任。

有一人玉树临风英俊非凡博学多才见多识广才高八斗学富五车文武双全雄韬伟略，又有一人谈吐不凡言简意赅远见卓识出口成章，常能明察秋毫力排众议力挽狂澜，并且视死如归舍己为人大公无私，还有一人掌法盖世剑法无双暗器第一法术无敌，因此超凡脱俗，亦仙亦圣，每一招使出都惊涛骇浪雷霆万钧惊心动魄横扫千军惊天动地，号称十全十美无懈可击无与伦比，你知道他们都是谁嘛? 你知道他们都长什么样吗? 看我，看看我，你看我像那种人吗?、

大家好，我叫肖沧明，小月肖，沧海月明。我是来自重庆的，我们这一届应该就只有我一个重庆人吧。在离开重庆的时候，我曾对我原来高中的同学保证，我会让这边的每一个人都知道，重庆的小伙子都像我这么优秀，也像我父母保证，如果我没有考上研究生，就不会重庆了。(掌声)

我是一个高度自信的人，甚至到了自恋的程度，(全班笑)另外，我还特别的懒，所以前两天竞选班委我并没有参加，我觉得班上的其他人在这点上肯定会比我做得好。但是事后我便有些后悔了，因为我失去了一次向大家介绍我的机会，尤其是看见二班王伟在台上的表现，而我们班却不如的时候，我更加后悔了。(说至此，指着我身后一个偷笑的室友)你不要笑我，笑我我说不出话来。(全班笑)

相信在座的每一个人都拥有一个梦，即使大家彼此不相同，但只要我能够和你们分享这一个梦，无论失败成功我都会感动。(掌声)还没完，继续!(全班笑)在我的记忆里，有一种花叫做菖蒲花，其貌不扬，也不是很香，我为何会记得它呢?因为它的花语是“相信就是幸福”，信任，就是我最需要你们给我的，我的奇迹，你们相信，才会存在!谢谢!

hello，大家好，我叫，小女芳龄18岁。我的小毛病很多，天知道我们会被缘分紧紧缠在一起，好吧，你们呢就认了吧，注定我们是朋友了!，“高调做事，低调做人”是我的做人准则，所以有时候会小矫情，还希望大家多多关照。小女子我性格活泼开朗(幽默的孩子的共性，呵呵)，爱好广泛，喜爱交友。大学四年的时间说长也不长说短也不短，我们会看到彼此的颓唐或者进步，好了不说了，总之一句话——(此处顿一下)此时不搏何时搏。

each examiner:I call, come from shandong province.this year is 21 years old, I is a student who will soon graduate.

In addition, i attend various activities of the school organization to come to the oneself of 锻炼 actively and do various part-time to increase social experience.the teacher is divided into the group to us in the experiment and practice of the lesson remaining to complete mission, make we the deep comprehension arrive the importance of the team.the and the rise time acquires the school scholarship during the period of school, three staffs.

however necessarily limited at the knowledge that the school learn, therefore i would ready to take advice study in the later work, the backlog working experience, the exaltation work ability.hope your company to give me a displays an own opportunity!this with the result that salute.

I am glad to be here for this interview. First let me introduce myself. My name is diyifanwen.com, 24. I come from Nanchang,the capital of Jiangxi Province. I graduated from the department of *University in July ,20xx.In the past two years I have been prepareing for the postgraduate examination while I have been teaching *in NO.*middle School and I was a head-teacher of a class in junior grade two.Now all my hard work has got a result since I have a chance to be interview by you.

I am open-minded ,quick in thought and very fond of history.In my spare time,I have broad interests like many other youngers.I like reading books, especially those about .Frequently I exchange with other people by making comments in the forum on line.In addition ,during my college years,I was once a Net-bar technician.

So, I have a comparative good command of network application.I am able to operate the computer well.I am skillful in searching for information in Internet.I am a football fan for years.Italian team is my favorite.Anyway,I feel great pity for our countrys team.

Good morning, dear teachers! Its my great honor to be standing here for this interview. I am _x, from Class One of the College of Chemistry and Materials Science. I think I am a positive and curious girl.

I love the mysteries and surprises chemistry has brought to me. To tell you the truth, I still remember so well how I was unbelievably fascinated by the power and glamour of chemistry in my first lesson in the chemistry lab.

Chemistry to me was like playing magic tricks--it could make impossible possibe. As I grew older, I came to realize that life is chemistry: it can be sour, bitter, spicy, sweet or fragrant, depending on how you combine the elements. Wherever we complain, chemistry can explain: try a different combination and we are sure to expect a change.

It was my first chemistry teacher who led me to become so interested in chemistry that during the six years of my middle school i had been among the top students, of which I still feel kind of proud. Now I am already a university major in chemistry. ive got to know more about this field of science and i am definitely looking forward to it.

My dream is to become a researcher in chemistry one day and help explain the world aroud us and benefit the human kind, or rather, the general public.

I will surely work hard for this dream and I am confident that I will make it. Thank you!

hello,everyone!

today i am very happy,because i can talk about with you.you see i am a lovely girl,yes!i like laughing,i like studying.that`s me-- zhuyingjie from badong shiyan primary school.i am eight. i am young but i know “we are the masters of nature.”

we have only one earth. but now,the environment becomes worse and worse. as you know,theres no enough clean water for people. so many of them lose their lives because of water.if we take good care of our earth today,it will be more beautiful tomorrow.

my dear friend let us start from the trivial side,to be a good kid keeper.

cher art professional inside the plan at graduation. From 1997 to within country no longer ZiFeiSheng bag distributive, that I should go up with the sun most glary vocation over. Fortunately, tattenai machang small teachers is insufficient, the people in this small introduction, I served as a year of temporary substitute teacher.

Recall that time which was both sweet and good, although substitute a low salary, but listen students around the side teacher and teacher growled and looked at the pairs of eyes, the full trust every childishness little face, all the unpleasant life all suddenly vanished. I wanted to, even if it does not become a full member, as long as the school needs, is when the lifetime class teacher I also willingly. And behold, since 1998 countries began to repel temporary and class teacher, received the school verbally notify after, I was reluctant to part with the mood, quietly left school.

Today, I want to pass the e-am again on the rostrum desire is so urgent! My family has three sisters, two sisters working outside, in order to take care of elderly parents already, I always stay in their side. I have open shop, first business handicraft, again after business clothing. But no matter how business handy, when a glorious peoples teacher has always been my dream of fundamentality and wish to their life work to pursue career. I have participated in the e-am, but are due to various reasons and failed to realize the dream, but I decided, as long as the opportunity, I have been e-am go on until the ideal realization so far.

Now of I, after the test of life than my rival in age I no longer have an advantage, but I had a more than they are in childrens love, patience and responsibility, a more mature and self-confident.

After completing my military service, I have been looking for a challenginggoal for me to achieve. And I found that the Intermediate of General EnglishProficiency Test fits my new achievement properly.

I graduated from Taipei Commercial Junior College, majored in businessadministration. Instead of ending much time in playing, I devoted myself to mystudies and paid attention to all meaningful things happened in daily life. Bythe way, I learned a lot from Mr. Wang, the professor of my business class. Heis my good friend till now an often gives some appropriate suggestions toward myproblem confusion.

My father is, in the same way, a good consultant to me. As he said: I am inpoor education, little for you; to clarify, what he have given is far beyond hiswords, I do think so. I was born in a country of Ping Tung Country, farming isour career of generations. There are four people in my family, Mother ishousewife and my brother is a student of an Agriculture College.

I am optimistic and active, and I am confident that I can pass the test.Thank you for your preciou

good morning, teachers. i am glad to have thechance to introduce myself.

my chinese name is yang yiguo.my english name is evan. i am a boy. i am five years old. i am fromyingzhong training center.

there are five people in myfamily. they are father, mother, grandpa, grandma and i. my fatheris a doctor, he works in union hospital. my mother is a teacher ofyoung children.

i like englsh. i have learnedenglish for one year. i learn englsh from mycomputer, my english teacher and my parents. now i can speak alittle englsh. that’s all.thank you for listening.

my name is ...i was born in19xx and i m from the beautiful famous jiujiang in lushan. during the time in school ,my major subject is customs declaration and international freight

during the time in school i have got many kinds of rewards, and i have passed the exanms of national customs officer,cargo agent,declarant,assiatant logistician and documentation specialist .

i am a person with rich knowledge of my major,and i am honest .i m also very hot-hearted ,i am vrey lively and i have strong resposibility of my job .i can bear lots of pressure

i hope i can be a member in your company.

this is my self introduction ,thanks!

Conventional:

My name is Chris. I’m a Senior/ 4th-year undergraduate student from School of Economics, Peking University. I’ve kept on outstanding academic record during the 4 years in college, winning several awards and scholarships including… I’ve co-founded such and such student organizations on campus and have participated in such and such exchange programs. I’ve had internships with prestigious companies such as ABC and XYZ, which was my first exposure to the consulting industry. I’m excited about the dynamic life style and steep learning curve in a consulting firm, and that’s the reason why I applied for this job.

Unique:

I’m a person who likes challenges. During my 4 years at Peking University I’ve always tried hard to seek, confront and conquer challenges, as you can find from my resume. Today I’m sitting here in front of you, well aware that you are going to give me a big challenge. And I’m confident that I can survive it.